I prefer my pizza without cheese. Am I a criminal?
by Pinnythequeen
40 Comments
AutomaticAccident
Looks fire. Case dismissed.
mike_stifle
Nah. Looks pretty ok, especially if dairy isn’t your thing
Nintendocub
I’d eat this honestly. Probably tastes like a well seasoned breadstick dipped in marinara
peachygatorade
That’s just a tomato pie
Mental-Heart-321
It hurts my soul everytime someone orders a cheeseless pie. I just look at it in disappointment, but hey your preference is your preference at the end of the day.
For the record, I love cheese. Absolutely love it. But this is 100% not a crime. It’s a classic form of pizza. The trick is that you have to absolutely nail the crust and sauce because there’s nothing to hide behind. But it’s pizza possibly in its most elemental form.
ZeroCharistmas
Some people aren’t able to handle the beauty of cheese. That doesn’t mean they should be barred from enjoying pizza.
Low_Importance_9503
No cheese is one thing but, plain cheeseless? Sorry I think this is textbook pizza crime
Expensive-Safe-6820
Just buy breadsticks
OrochiKarnov
Needs more sauce
Y0urcreepyuncle69
I thought it was upside down 😭
SmolWeens
But cheese is life. I’ve never met a lactose intolerant person who wasn’t ready to risk it all for cheese.
Blurstingwithemotion
Is pizza without cheese a pizza?
mcfeisty
It depends. If you are allergic to dairy (some people are like my cousin’s wife) then no. She is also allergic to gluten and has to have gluten free pizza. Gluten free dairy free pizza.
Soaddk
No crime. Pizza Marinara. It’s one of the oldest pizzas in the world. Fishermen used to bring it with them as lunch when they went to work in Naples in the old days.
emilioidk
That’s just a pizza marinara! I would have asked for extra sauce though
mark-suckaburger
Tomato pies are a thing. Not my speed but not a crime
brokeblinds
I would eat that, don’t know where it stands in relation to the laws of pizz though.
LosarioRiccardo
“Marinara” in italy is one of the cheapest, simple pizza but good flavour. Maybe you missed the garlic and the olive oil in that one but not a crime for sure.
theeblackestblue
Where is the rest of it?
tkrr
No. Not a crime. Not particularly common, but not a crime.
The way that pizza is cut is a crime. It’s not hard – whoever cut it just needs to run the cutters all the way across
Avox0976
Always a crime
thiscanadianguy83
Innocent
That-Employment-5561
No it’s not.
By all technical measures, that is in fact not a pizza, just like a pork-chop isn’t a burrito.
littlemissdrake
Holy mother of horror
Stormdude127
As a kid I didn’t like sauce or cheese so I used to order personal pans with JUST pepperoni and ngl that shit was fire. The pan crust was so buttery on its own that it still tasted great. Then I graduated to pizza with just sauce, still fire, and finally started eating pizza with sauce and cheese
Pugilist12
Why not just order breadsticks?
Fun-Eye-4733
Needs a bit more sauce and a couple of fresh basil leaves and it becomes a decent pizza marinara
Nasher3456
Its better than a peeseless chizza ill tell you that for free
40 Comments
Looks fire. Case dismissed.
Nah. Looks pretty ok, especially if dairy isn’t your thing
I’d eat this honestly. Probably tastes like a well seasoned breadstick dipped in marinara
That’s just a tomato pie
It hurts my soul everytime someone orders a cheeseless pie. I just look at it in disappointment, but hey your preference is your preference at the end of the day.
It is not great.
Jail. Straight to jail.
Needs some chopped anchovies and capers imo
In Italy we call il Pizza Marinara (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_marinara?wprov=sfti1)
So not a crime!
If it tastes good, enjoy.
Pizza Marinara is legit and no crime.
For the record, I love cheese. Absolutely love it. But this is 100% not a crime. It’s a classic form of pizza. The trick is that you have to absolutely nail the crust and sauce because there’s nothing to hide behind. But it’s pizza possibly in its most elemental form.
Some people aren’t able to handle the beauty of cheese. That doesn’t mean they should be barred from enjoying pizza.
No cheese is one thing but, plain cheeseless? Sorry I think this is textbook pizza crime
Just buy breadsticks
Needs more sauce
I thought it was upside down 😭
But cheese is life. I’ve never met a lactose intolerant person who wasn’t ready to risk it all for cheese.
Is pizza without cheese a pizza?
It depends. If you are allergic to dairy (some people are like my cousin’s wife) then no. She is also allergic to gluten and has to have gluten free pizza. Gluten free dairy free pizza.
No crime. Pizza Marinara. It’s one of the oldest pizzas in the world. Fishermen used to bring it with them as lunch when they went to work in Naples in the old days.
That’s just a pizza marinara! I would have asked for extra sauce though
Tomato pies are a thing. Not my speed but not a crime
I would eat that, don’t know where it stands in relation to the laws of pizz though.
“Marinara” in italy is one of the cheapest, simple pizza but good flavour. Maybe you missed the garlic and the olive oil in that one but not a crime for sure.
Where is the rest of it?
No. Not a crime. Not particularly common, but not a crime.
These exist for cured anchovies
https://preview.redd.it/3z663hqpeo2f1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=20847943df8b68f9f44cb8cba52a31f08f16c413
this is not a crime, it’s a sin
An order of breadsticks would probably be cheaper
The way that pizza is cut is a crime. It’s not hard – whoever cut it just needs to run the cutters all the way across
Always a crime
Innocent
No it’s not.
By all technical measures, that is in fact not a pizza, just like a pork-chop isn’t a burrito.
Holy mother of horror
As a kid I didn’t like sauce or cheese so I used to order personal pans with JUST pepperoni and ngl that shit was fire. The pan crust was so buttery on its own that it still tasted great. Then I graduated to pizza with just sauce, still fire, and finally started eating pizza with sauce and cheese
Why not just order breadsticks?
Needs a bit more sauce and a couple of fresh basil leaves and it becomes a decent pizza marinara
Its better than a peeseless chizza ill tell you that for free